and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
dude. I can hear the air.
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