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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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