May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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