just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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