You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Still dying that you shit outside
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
