Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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