i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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