real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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