i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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