Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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