no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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