i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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