This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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