eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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