doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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