got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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