I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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