Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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