I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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