I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Pants are for mortals
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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