About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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