No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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