come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
