If i come over, it means nothing
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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