i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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