at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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