after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You're like the curious george of whores
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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