Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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