They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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