Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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