i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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