just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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