4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i believe in u and ur pee
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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