i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
