then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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