One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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