nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I party with great urgency now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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