I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
