Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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