Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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