I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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