Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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