i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It's Friday. Sex?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
