READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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