Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it wasn't lemon gatorade
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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