You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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