When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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