i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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