If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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