Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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